Archive for the 'General Craziness' Category

Preparing For A Flood

Friday, June 22nd, 2007

Greetings all, Steve here today. We’ve been having a lot of flood problems in British Columbia, with several communities in danger and a number of people under evacuation notice, so I was interested to read about how the town of Hinton, New South Wales, Australia is handling their flooding problems.

The town has been cut […]

Paris Hilton - Master Criminal

Friday, June 15th, 2007

Good day all, Henry here, I’ll be your content provider today. Years ago when the world felt like a much younger place, I was the director of Pastoral Care in recently constructed supposedly model county jail for two years.

In the jail, inmates would do almost anything to escape confinement. Even this “modern” jail was apparently […]

The Boy Who Cried Wolf

Monday, May 14th, 2007

Good morrow all, Steve here. Ya know, I don’t often have a reason to think about morals from childhood fairy tales anymore, but this story seems to fall into the boy who cried wolf category. A few years ago, Keith Richards said in an interview that he mixed the ashes of his cremated father and […]

Who Says The Internet Is Useless?

Monday, May 7th, 2007

Greetings all and welcome all, Steve here to explain why the internet doesn’t totally honk. First of all, it kind of honks. Honking is bad and the internet does it, a bit. Despite informative blogs that you might want to tell your friends about, ahem, the internet has not always been known for bringing out […]

Sun Worship Is Looking Good

Saturday, April 7th, 2007

Greetings all religious explorers, Steve here, I’ll be your spiritual guide today. Several days ago I posted about my idea that I should become a sun worshiper. Basically, my idea was that once you’ve spent a whole Winter in Vancouver and have gone without sunlight for, by my count 967 days, when you finally see […]

My Growing Insanity: I’m Going To Become A Sun Worshiper

Saturday, March 24th, 2007

Greetings all, Steve here. I’ve come to a realization. I’m losing my mind. Now this is not really that big a change, as I’ve never been entirely on the ball to begin with, but I think I may be starting to go completely off the deep end. It’s because I haven’t seen the sun. In […]

Just A Quick One Today

Tuesday, February 27th, 2007

Hi, Steve here. I just have a moment today, so I’ll throw this at you. I’d tell you what it is, but you’d never believe me in a thousand years, so you’d better look for yourself. It just goes to show that if you put your mind to it, you can do anything. Why […]

One Small Step For An Astronaut

Friday, February 16th, 2007

Henry here with some relationship weirdness. By now we all know of Lisa Marie Nowak, the astronaut who came apart at the seams. A married woman with three children, she drove 1400 kilometers across Texas to Florida wearing a diaper so as to not have to stop for bathroom breaks. Her goal was to […]