Paris In Jail…Again
Good day all, Steve here. Well, everyone has their troubles. Some of them get better, if we acknowledge and deal with them, some don’t. I used to have bad acne, but it’s got better. I actually didn’t do anything for that one, just waited a few years and it went away. Some problems are like that. But some aren’t.
Paris Hilton has a problem. She’s an idiot. That, sad to say for Paris, is not a problem that will cure itself. It’s gonna take a lot of work. There’s been a lot of talk on t.v. and the internet over the last couple of days about why Paris was released and why she was sent back to prison and I’ve noticed that a lot of the news anchors are having trouble to keep from laughing. Well, you can understand their difficulty. Paris Hilton, at least from my point of view, isn’t someone who exactly commands a lot of sympathy. She starred in a movie a while back and her roll consisted of getting blown away in the first 15 minutes. I did not myself see the movie, but apparently the audiences clapped when she got wasted, like they’d all accomplished some great work together. Sad to say, the court of public opinion was not exactly on poor Paris’ side from the beginning.
I have to admit I was surprised when she was released, apparently because of some mental disorder. As I understood the very foggy argument, they let her out because she was sad. I was under the impression that people are supposed to be sad in jail, that that was sort of the point, but what do I know? I thought, there are two possibilities here: Either the Hilton family’s high-paid lawyers found a previously unknown legal loophole and the jail staff agreed to let her go home because they were sick to death of her, or there were about 1.5 million prisoners all over the United States yesterday all simultaneously smacking their heads and saying, “That’s all you have to do ta get outta here?! You’ve gotta be kidding me!!” You decide.
Anyway, the problem as I see it is that Paris doesn’t seem to realize that she got off easy. The final verdict, apparently, is that she’ll spend 40 or so days in jail and then go home to her mansion and probably write a book about her ordeal. But if that had been a pedestrian instead of a tree that she killed, she’d be wishing for her current situation.