A Prayer For My New Computer
Greetings everyone, Steve here. Just a minute this morning, but I wanted to share this. It’s been seen before, but it’s worth repeating. I just bought a new computer and I thought it would be good to give it a proper blessing so that it keeps running perfectly, so from Technobabble by John Barry, here’s the Computer Prayer:
Our program, who art in Memory, Hello be thy name.
Thy operating system come, thy commands be done,
at the Printer as they are on the Screen.
Give us this day our daily data,
and forgive us our I/O errors
as we forgive those whose logic circuits are faulty.
Lead us not into Frustration,
and deliver us from Power Surges.
For thyne is the Algorithm, the Application, and the Solution,
looping for ever and ever.
Return.