Mom’s Watching Out For Terror


Henry here. Mother Terror

Mothers have a profound affect on us, but what do they have to do with this “war on terror?”

Many men cannot have comfortable sex with their wives because they have become “Mother” so they end up playing the extramarital field with people who don’t remind them of mother. This should not influence the “War on Terror” but in funny days mother power can intrude there.

I recently cut out an Associated Press out of Chicago that reported that,

“Cook County prosecutors say a 29 year old man traveling with his mother was desperate to keep her from knowing he’d packed a sexual aid for their trip to turkey. So he told officials it was a bomb, officials said.

He later told officials he’d lied about the item because his mother was nearby and he didn’t want her to hear the it was part of a penis pump.”

And there you have it: Truth really is stranger than fiction. It seems that there is no escaping the power of “mother.” Even 29 year olds, as well as more mature men are enthralled by her influence and try to live in such a way as to please mother. It makes me think of our other mothers: Mother state, church, club, community. How much time we spend trying to please them?

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