Archive for March, 2006

Let’s All Feel Better About Ourselves: At Least Your Not These Guys

Thursday, March 16th, 2006

Wow. That’s all I’ve got to say. I mean, wow. Oh, sorry, Steve here. Now, where was I…Oh right. Wow! The beautiful thing about the internet, that wonderous international web of computers, ideas, minds, besides that fact that it’s packed with images and video of naked people, is that, no matter how messed up your […]

Beer Flowing In The Kitchen

Wednesday, March 15th, 2006

“A Norwegian woman shocked when beer flows from faucet” trumpets a headline in Tuesday’s Daily News. That is the stuff of freshman fantasies.

“It almost seemed like a miracle to Haldis Gunderson when she turned on the kitchen faucet this weekend and found the water had turned to beer.

Two flights down, employees and customers at […]

Fat Sinks The Ship

Monday, March 13th, 2006

Henry here. Diets are the curse of many people’s lives. A friend once told me that apart from porn, recipes, diets and so forth are the most common thing on the web. Considering how many of us struggle with our weight, I think he may be right. I recently looked at an old tape of […]

I Had Your Original Idea This Morning

Wednesday, March 8th, 2006

Henry here. I always thought that plagiarism was a no no, but apparently I am wrong. I was foolish enough to go to university for over a decade and one of the critical issues was always that one did not plagiarize. Professors made a point of saying that if one was caught plagiarizing that it […]

Loving Vs. Being In Love

Monday, March 6th, 2006

“We shall always be in love. We will continue to keep our love alive the same way it is now,” said a nice young lady in the front row of a recent pre-marriage workshop. Her fiancé sitting beside her smiled contentedly. I though of her comment when I read an article copied in our local […]

I guess drunk people have always been slick

Friday, March 3rd, 2006

Steve here. Well, I guess some things never change. A recent article reports findings that a group of Peruvean yahoos got smashed and burned down the brew house they were in, while other Peruvean yahoos burned down the rest of the town in a complex ‘abandonment ritual’. This may sound crazy, but having just moved, […]

Let’s All Feel Better About Ourselves: At Least Your Not This Guy

Thursday, March 2nd, 2006

Steve here, feeling a little low. Ya know, sometimes when you’re feeling low, you just wonder whether there’s anybody who has more problems than you. Yes, yes there is. This guy. An unidentified man, who probably won’t remain unidentified very long, broke into a house, made dinner, tried on clothes, had a shower and checked […]

Loose Lips Sink Ships

Wednesday, March 1st, 2006

Henry here today. Loose Lips Sink Ships. That was one of the themes in war time. It was an attempt to keep naturally gregarious people from spilling vital information about the war to the enemy. I suppose it was partially successful. Extroverts would probably find it nearly impossible to talk about some things, even if […]