We Shall Hunt All the Communist Nazi Redcoat InJuns Until All the Terrorists Are Dead!
Hey, Steve here. I’m going to give some coverage right now to an issue that’s been somewhat neglected by the mainstream media and most other blogs: Vice President Dick Cheney shooting his 78 year old friend in the face. You’ve got to stay on top of these things, guys. Ya know, I’m disappointed in Dick Cheney. He used to work hard, ya know, he used to really try. Not anymore. He used to have the U.S. intelligence community supporting him, the army, countless informants, all in an attempt to find the terrorists. Now he’s just given up, he’s really let himself go, enthusiasm-wise-ly-ish-ly. He’s taken to simply jumping out of his car and randomly shooting people who he believes may be terrorists.
It turns out that the Vice President was not shooting at ‘birds’. ‘Bird’ actually turns out to be a sort of little known code word, similar to when fighter pilots talk about the enemy planes as ‘bogeys’, or government officials as ‘ragingly incompetant’. He wasn’t shooting at an actualy bird. No, it turns out that the Vice President had received reliable intelligence information from a source, reportedly known only as Jack Daniels, that Mr. Wittington was a terrorist (or ‘bird’) and rather than mince words or delay action, Mr. Cheney simply shot him.
See, this disappoints me. Dick, Dick, Dick, what has become of you? You used to make your flimsy, vacant case to the public, attempt to prove your rationale and then cause many people who had done nothing wrong to be shot. Now, I mean, geez, you’re just running around all over the place, looking for terrorists in the tall grass. I mean, wow Dick…I’m starting to loose my faith in the wider war on terror here, Dick.
If you can’t trust your politicians…who can you trust?
*Sniff*