Archive for February, 2006

Head In The Sand

Tuesday, February 28th, 2006

Henry today. Driving home a while ago, I heard an interview on the radio with a NASA scientist who said he was “connecting the dots” about global warming. He said that the next ten years are critical. For the past ten years the world has produced 2% more CO2 each year. Over the next ten […]

Advice From An Old Farmer

Monday, February 27th, 2006

Greetings, Henry here. A friend of mine sent this to me and I thought it was worth passing on. so, here’s some advice from an old farmer:

An Old Farmer’s Advice:

* Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight
and bull-strong.

* Keep skunks and bankers at a
distance.

* Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.

* A bumble […]

Olympics: The Citizens Lust For Blood

Thursday, February 23rd, 2006

Greetings all, Steve here. Hmm, I think I feel a cynical moment coming on. My grade 10 history teacher, back in the post-Kurt Cobain/pre-Al Quaeda period that we’re now told we shold feel mildly nostalgic about, told us that, much as the Romans had used vicious, unbelievably violent spectacles and games in the Collesiums to […]

The Games Are On…Sort Of

Tuesday, February 21st, 2006

Greetings, Steve here. Well, I’ve been thinking about the Olympics a lot lately, because I have absolutely no choice. Not only are the Turino Winter Games almost totally ubiquitous, they run almost all the time in my apartment these days, since my girlfriend is out of her mind.

That’s unfair. Meghan’s not crazy, but she is […]

Whittington Sorry

Sunday, February 19th, 2006

Henry here. The lawyer who was shot on a hunting trip by vice president Dick Cheney apologized for the trouble that Mr. Cheney had faced over the past week. According to the Globe and Mail he said “the past weekend had involved a cloud of misfortune and sadness that is not easy to explain, especially […]

We Shall Hunt All the Communist Nazi Redcoat InJuns Until All the Terrorists Are Dead!

Friday, February 17th, 2006

Hey, Steve here. I’m going to give some coverage right now to an issue that’s been somewhat neglected by the mainstream media and most other blogs: Vice President Dick Cheney shooting his 78 year old friend in the face. You’ve got to stay on top of these things, guys. Ya know, I’m disappointed in […]

Cheney Too Cold

Thursday, February 16th, 2006

Henry here. It’s hard to know what to make of Dick Cheney’s hunting accident. I’m sitting here being puzzled with a whirl of thoughts going through my mind.

I’ve fired a shotgun more than I’ve fired a high powered rifle. Sometimes, just for the Hell of it, when out hunting, we would shoot at a […]

Cheney On The Rampage

Wednesday, February 15th, 2006

Henry here. My father gave me my first gun when I was about 13 years old. Mostly I used it for target shooting. Then, a lifetime ago, I used to do a lot of hunting. At the end it was more important to sit under a tree and let nature talk to me than it […]