Real Man Restaurants
After a few experiences I’ve had of late with gentlemen I could most accurately describe as ‘real men’, I had an inspiration for a possible future business. I’d call it the Real Man Restaurant. Everyone would be welcome at the Real Man Restaurant (as long as they support hopeless and purposeless wars), but the decor, menu and focus of the restaurant would be towards the Real Man Experience. The waiters would all be bodybuilders who would scream at you for no reason, the restaurant would only serve steaks covered in extra-hot curry powder and whiskey and when you’re waiting to be seated there would be someone telling gay jokes. As the finishing touch, there would be 3 washrooms: Women, Men and Real Men. There would be someone waiting inside the Real Man washroom with a 2X4, smashing people in the face when they walk through the door. It’s just an idea. I think the Real Man Restaurant would have a small, but dedicated, and badly injured, clientele. Please contact me for franchise information.