The Worst Sin Ever!!!
Steve here, with a warning for the public. Goodness gracious. I had no idea this was so dangerous. The world must be warned. Anyone want to volunteer to organize a telethon?
“The Fatal Consequences of Masturbation.” from Le livre sans titre (The Book with no title), 2nd ed. (Paris, 1844) Pinched from the very funny www.neatorama.com
December 29th, 2005 at 9:38 pm
Thanks for the warning Steve. I thought it was lack of sunlight; the inability to form ‘intimate’ relationships and electromagnetic radiation from VDUs that was the cause of nerdism (after Dr. Seuss 1950) No! it is MASTURBATION as this post shows only too well. MASTURBATION IS EVIL! I feel that we must draw a line in the sand; stand up and be counted and take every opportunity to spread the word(s) ‘Stop masturbating now!’ It will be my New Years resolution… I will not be tempted; get thee behind me tool of Satan! Tomorrow I will printout posters for the computer room: ‘Masturbate and Die!’; ‘Masturbation Kills!’ and my favourite ‘Don’t Die of Masturbation’ .(The last one should go down well will the Americans I believe.). I will also send your link to my girlfriend, I’m sure she will be relieved that it isn’t syphilis after all
December 29th, 2005 at 11:53 pm
Yes, truly the greatest plague in the world today. We should get the U.N. in on this one. Truly terrifying:(
January 13th, 2006 at 12:11 pm
D*I*Y Guide To Moving
Greetings, Steve here. I’ve just moved this week and if there was ever an organizational challenge, this is it. My girlfriend, Meghan, and I moved from Halifax, on the East Coast of Canada, to Vancouver, on the West Coast. Basically, we figured that e…