Intuitive Shortcut
Someone sent me this joke the other day. I thought it was an excellent intuitive shortcut for the tedious task of chopping wood.
Joe calls the cops and says that his neighbour, Mike, has drugs hidden in pieces of wood in his garage.
The cop thanks him and the next day a half a dozen police officers show up to Mike’s house with a warrent and proceed to chop and hack and saw all his wood to bits, but they don’t find any drugs.
The cops, grumbling, leave and and Mike phones Joe.
`Cops were just here,’ he says.
`Did they chop your wood?’